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Best Way to Subdue Thousands of Screaming Girls
Excited teenage girls can be – how should we say it? – loud. Science has proven that when the Jonas Brothers are involved, a typical girl’s scream can actually increase in volume to the point that the decibel scale itself goes deaf. So how best to minimize ear damage caused to Toronto residents? Make those excited girls wait in the hot sun all day, and when the MMVAs begin, start things off with a Jonas Brothers performance – the girls will get the worst of their screaming out of the way in one fell swoop. Even if they had the energy to yell later on, their vocal chords probably wouldn’t let them. Our ear drums thank you, MuchMusic.
 

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